DIGONG HAS CANCER

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We got confirmation of Pres. Duterte’s diagnosis. Throat Cancer. Stage 3. His enormous supply of fentanyl came from a known pharmaceutical company in Guandong, China. His treatment at Fuda involves a series of experimental procedures (like what Miriam undergone) and traditional ones. The reason why he is holding his jaw? The cancer is spreading causing pain along the nerves. Why did he vomit on the jet? It is the normal side effect of chemotherapeutic drugs. Why is Honeylet with her? She helps to administer the cancer drugs. Those are the things we validated so far.

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MALAPIT NG MAMATAY SI KATAY DIGONG! ..SALAMAT!

Free Toilet Paper at NAIA Terminal under President Duterte went viral online

Change is already happening in the different parts of the country under the administration of Pres. Rody Duterte despite the constant negative news report from various media. A concerned netizen shared a photo of “Free Toilet Paper” at NAIA Terminal is now circulating online.

According to concerned netizen Martin Angelo Dideles there is now a free toilet paper for airport passengers which happened for the very first time under the administration of Pres. Rody Duterte.

The netizen shared a photo of the free toilet paper and asked the Filipino netizen why is it that the previous administration of Pres. Aquino failed to do same.

For the past few years, airport passengers need to spend at least P5.00 for a small pack of tissue paper but right now under the administration of Pres. Rody Duterte, there’s free toilet paper , and of course Free Wi-Fi that could reach as fast as 50 MBPS.

Here’s the Complete State of Martin Angelo Dideles:

Free drinking water for airport passengers!!! Bat di to naisip ni noynoy noon? Naalala ko noon you need to spend 5  pesos for a small pack of tissue paper kaso kulang na kulang ipang punas sa pwet .. ngayon libre na  , me wifi pa at 50MBps !!!

Mga nag-rarally against kay digong wag kayo tatae ha, at wag mag wifi sa airport heheh.

News Alert : Trade Federation to start trade with the Philippines

One of the wealthiest corporate organizations in the galaxy, has signified its interest to open trade with Philippine government headed by President Rodrigo Duterte. In an exclusive interview conducted by  Jaezther News Network, the Federation’s representative , Ambassador Lott Dodd  said they are  willing to engage the Philippine s in an exploratory talks that will pave the way for the two to start universal trade. This comes in the wake of President Duterte’s falling out with its long time ally , the United States of America.

 Who are the Trade Federation

Trade Federation controlled most of the interstellar shipping passing through the Rim territories. The Trade Federation was headed by Viceroy Nute Gunray, and even had its own representative in the Republic Senate to lobby for even greater power.

Duterte Unleashed New Weapon in War Against Drugs with help from US Military

 

In an unprecedented move, President Rodrigo Duterte has announced a new weapon that will be utilized in its war against drugs. In a news conference together with PNP Chief Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa in Camp Crame yesterday, the new weapon was unveiled  to the international and local media. The new weapon was made possible with partnership from the US Defense Department and its technology research group Defense Advanced Research Project Agency with cooperation of  the Philippine’s Department of Science And Technology (DOST). It was also revealed that the project has been started last April 1, 2016 way before the last general election and it was formally sanctioned by the present government t during a meeting last June.  The  secret meeting  was reportedly held at the super secret US military facility Area 51 in  Nevada  USA.  It has also been hinted that during the meeting,  DNA Samples was taken from both President Duterte and General Bato Dela Rosa.

The new weapon dubbed super soldier DUBATO 2.0 will be utilized during anti drug operations. With the combine intelligence of President Duterte and the tactical and strategic prowess in the battlefield of Gen Bato, the government hopes that this will forever stamp out the drug problem in the Philippines.

To deter media backlash and widespread criticism, the new super soldier is equipped with the latest technology such as BULLSHIT SUPPRESSOR, MOTORMOUTH LOCKING DEVICE, TANTRUM PREVENTION /DETECTION and MISOGYNISTIC DETECT/KILL SWITCH DEVICE.  The last technology will only be activated by the combine consent of the three branches of the government.  Besides these latest technology mentioned above,  the weapon is also equipped with the latest off-the-shelf technology  that includes GPS, WIFI, body cam and AM/FM Radio. Pokemon Go is not included but may be downloaded separately.

 

NOTE: Since we are not total assholes we would like to link to the original image here and here.

International Human Rights Committee to Award President Duterte

Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has been named as one of the honorees in the annual Human Rights Award by the International Human Rights Committee. The committee has cited the President’s  exemplary service in the promotion of human rights.

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